My friend, Denise, has a strong interest in things paranormal, which means that we often venture into haunted houses and visit with psychics, mediums, and fortune tellers. Personally, I’m not a believer, but I keep an open mind, and we usually manage to have some fun in the process.
We scheduled an appointment with a medium in Arlington, Virginia, who’d been recommended by a friend of Denise’s. Besides Denise and me, Madame Blotsky and two other clients sat at a large, round table. The room was dimly lit, with tiny, recessed lamps in the walls emitting a faint, orange glow.
Madame Blotsky began by telling us that consultations were usually private but, due to an unforeseen death in her family, she had to see us all at once. The two clients thanked her for allowing them to see her, as they both had urgent psychic-type needs. I had to wonder about the “unforeseen death.” You would think that a psychic would be better informed about such events occurring.
One of the clients was concerned about visitations in her dreams from a family member who was recently deceased. As Madame Blotsky concentrated, the wall lights grew brighter, then dimmed, off and on, as if the room were breathing. The lights stabilized and the large piece of crystal before her lit with a white-green glow. I was wondering when the last time was that she had an Arlington electrician check out the electrical system.
The relative, Madame Blotsky explained, was concerned about a new romantic relationship the client was involved in. She wasn’t saying that the guy was no good, just warning her to be careful, and that she didn’t want her to be hurt. The client got pretty emotional about this, and we understood why private appointments were preferred. Madame Blotksy didn’t seem to be at all concerned about her lighting dimming on and off, and I’m sure the thought of calling an electrician in Arlington was the last thing on her mind.
Next up was a young man who was looking for a “large amount” of money lost somewhere in his house. He didn’t provide any details, which was fine by me. Let her work for the money, right? Again, the lights brightened and dimmed, died, and the crystal glowed. Still, no indication from the Madame that she would be getting onto the Internet and searching for electrician Arlington VA to find a local Arlington electrician to take care of her electrical problems.
“I see a sofa,” she said, looking into the crystal. “A green sofa. Does this mean anything to you?”
“The sofa!” the man exclaimed. “I donated that sofa to a charity two weeks ago. It was old, I hated it. I’ve got to get it back!” He almost knocked over his chair as he left.
“And you, young man?” she asked. “What do you wish to know?”
“I only have one question,” I said.
“Yes?” she asked.
“My question is: Have you heard of Certified Electrical Technologies?”
She squinted, trying to understand.
“Certified Electrical Technologies are licensed electricians in Arlington, Virginia. I ask because I think you may have some electrical problems.”
“Problems?”
“The lighting seems to ebb and flow. That’s not a good sign. It could be due to electric surges.”
“The lights dim because of the psychic energy I am harnessing,” she said defensively.
“That may well be, but you should play it safe and schedule an electrical safety assessment. There’s no charge at all for this service. Whether it’s home electrical rewiring, electrical upgrades, electrical circuits, interior lighting, surge protectors or whole house surge protectors, they’ll check it out and make sure everything’s safe.”
“And it’s free, this electrical safety assessment?”
“Sure. After all, people come to you for answers, right? For residential electrical concerns, you should consult Certified Electrical Technologies, an experienced electrician in Arlington, Virginia. And their work is guaranteed.”
The crystal beamed brighter than ever. She looked into it, and then back to me, and smiled. “The spirits have spoken. I will contact Certified Electrical Technologies today.”
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1001 N Fillmore St, Arlington VA 22201
703-269-9875
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